Robert Peston transformed into pure energy — The Daily Mash October 8, 2008
Posted by Jonathan Hewett in : delicious links , trackbackDaily Mash reveals the true status of the BBC's business editor, who has now "become pure news" with his atoms "woven into the very fabric of the universe" (says one Mark Thompson). Well, it made me smile:
"Peston is now a shimmering orb of pale blue light hovering about four feet above his chair at the BBC Television Centre.
He continues to break stories on the financial crisis, but it has now taken the form of perfect knowledge beamed directly into your mind, or transmitted via a series of low, vibrating pulses."
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[...] The BBC’s business editor is becoming the news, and not just as in the spoof article I bookmarked previously. [...]